Confidential documents, leaked out today, show that ministers only approved much of the infrastructure of Kent, England, as part of an agreement with Libya.The documents show that ministers initially tried to exclude Kent from the deal, saying that it was, “Just a little county.” But in September 2007, Services Secretary Lord Caramadoc told barons that the pariah shire, “did not want to be treated differently.”
In December, Lord Caramadoc told outraged Kent councillors that the decision over whether to do good deeds there still rested with them, but that it might improve lives if they did, and was technically a legal requirement.
The provision of public services in Kent, on compassionate grounds, has been greeted by a storm of protest, especially in America, where healthcare for non-millionaires is seen as a form of terror.
Former CIA Director of Chokings, Porter J. Goss, called the magnanimity “a mockery of justice.” City bosses sang songs of revulsion, while opposition leader David Cameron said the government should come clean now about how many unworthy people might have been aided or educated.
Meanwhile, there are fresh allegations of double dealing after it emerged that Gordon Brown may have photocopied the agreement to read in the bath.
Policing of the county has been suspended, as of midnight, and destruction power-lines is to proceed on Thursday when the dynamite arrives.
