Over 66% of party leaders think the British People are “more style than substance.” 33% believe voters should take more responsibility for heckles, or at least frame their ill-conceived non-sequiturs into a semblance of coherence. Well over half the leaders polled said voters were too easily swayed by rivals, while a clear majority wish voters would “just go away.”Ratings for doddery xenophobes took a tumble this week with one third of party leaders saying they’d like less of their inmost feelings to be broadcast to such people.
Most leaders admitted they would take pleasure in making “tough decisions” if elected.
The working class are currently trailing the middle class in leaders’ estimation, with upper class a clear favourite. Leaders chose “tendency not to accept what our backers think is best for them” as the least likeable trait of voters.
