Monday 7 June 2010

Broken Brain


As more details about his rampage emerge, it appear Cumbrian gunman Derrick Bird may have been motivated by an exceptionally tough form of tough love towards colleagues and bystanders. It is also suspected that some of the 52-year-old’s murders were tough decisions, while others may have been demonstrations of strong, stable leadership that simply became too strong, but not stable enough, over the course of that fateful morning. Speaking from the Other Side via a choir of psychics, the cabbie’s bloodied soul expressed regret to the families of the 12 he killed, but not remorse, saying that lashing out at non-millionaires was the only way to deal with a debt crisis.