Thursday 7 October 2010

We’re All in this Together: Rich Men

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In a move sure to endear them, rich men today have declared common cause with you lot.

“We’re all in this mess together,” rich men announced. “Yes, there will be pain, but--in a way--we’ll all be feeling it. Certainly at some level it will register.”

While acknowledging that you may not be best pleased with having to fund their privilege, the rich men suggested you direct your anger elsewhere.

“Nobody wants to inflict pain,” said the rich men. “That is what we have police for.”

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