Thursday, 6 September 2007

Hackers Raid DNA Database, Make ‘Unspecified Changes’

(Putting out feelers: Jonty Hister.)

Home Secretary Jonty Hister has called on the Chinese government to come clean on virtual terrorism today after it emerged that cyber warriors of the People’s Liberation Army hacked into the national DNA database and made unspecified changes to the British phenotype.

“We can’t say yet what changes may have been implemented,” Hister told reporters, “if any. Investigations are still at a larval stage.”

Members of the public are urged to contact emergency services if they spot anything out of the ordinary.

No comments: