Friday, 10 August 2007

Anger over Terror Knighthood

Terror leader Sir Osama bin Laden has threatened to attack the whole wide world, including Britain, in response to his own knighthood.

Bin Laden, figurehead of the notorious Al-Qaeda group, is reportedly dismayed at the award, which was announced in the Queen’s birthday honours last month, and has led to widespread furore in terror circles.

However Sir Osama - who has been attacking the whole wide world including Britain regularly for years - rejected calls for him to hand back the knighthood, as he is simply too incensed to. In a statement issued by his deputy Ayman al-Zawahiri, the Saudi national called for a fresh jihad against random people with no clear link to the dispute. Police are said to be forlorn.

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