Terror leader Sir Osama bin Laden has threatened to attack the whole wide world, including Britain, in response to his own knighthood.
Bin Laden, figurehead of the notorious Al-Qaeda group, is reportedly dismayed at the award, which was announced in the Queen’s birthday honours last month, and has led to widespread furore in terror circles.
However Sir Osama - who has been attacking the whole wide world including Britain regularly for years - rejected calls for him to hand back the knighthood, as he is simply too incensed to. In a statement issued by his deputy Ayman al-Zawahiri, the Saudi national called for a fresh jihad against random people with no clear link to the dispute. Police are said to be forlorn.
Friday, 10 August 2007
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