Heavenburst

The War of Terror met with a further setback today when it emerged that UN warplanes accidentally fired on an unprotected outer portion of Paradise, while trying to target insurgents in Afghanistan’s notorious Helmand province, shattering all seven of the glass spheres of which the cosmos is composed, and pitching literally dozens of literally angry angels into the warzone along with an estimated baker’s dozens of suspected Al-Qaeda operatives and bystanders already killed in this year’s spring offensive. The operatives, who earned their place in Heaven by hard martyrdoms, are reportedly livid.