Mystery Bombing

Police are appealing for witnesses to yesterday’s mystery bombing in London.

According to sources in Britain’s elite Royal Beefeater Guards, the blast obliterated a key landmark in central London, although the building’s identity has yet to be disclosed.

Said police spokestzar Lalande ‘Concertina’ Humphreys, “The gap left by the explosion is quite big and centrally located. We are keen to speak with anyone who has been to London recently, especially central London in the vicinity of the gap, and thinks they might be able to remember what it used to be.”