Police are interviewing a third man in connection with the Headwick Hall shrubbery thought to depict an act of terror. Two men have already been charged with conspiracy to glorify terrible acts after bushes were found in the grounds of Headwick Hall, Lanarkshire, trimmed into the shapes of almost 900 giant suicide bombers. But Lawyers for the defence, led by lawyer Tom Sawyer QC, have argued that the 900, although clearly modelled on known terror suspects, were depicted bathing, watching TV, and engaged in ‘small acts of mercy’, which do not come under the remit of the government’s new anti-terror legislation.The Prime Minister is reportedly furious, although it is not known what over. Through a statement issued forth by his press office, he assured British males between the ages of 17 and 35 that he is 101% beside himself.
In an ironic twist that will come as no surprise to pundits, the five-year-old child reputedly incinerated by accident in last week’s controlled detonation of the sculptured atrocities was found to be in possession of violent images of a nature which was sexual to the pathologist who opened his head.
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